If Malaysia hosted 2020 Olympics, diving @ MACC!

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What if Malaysia hosted the 2020 Olympic Games?

Hilarious!

Siapa pengganti Lee Chong Wei? Rosmah Mansor?

Jom KFC! Pakai perisai dulu, baru boleh enjoy, babi

So good.

Now there's a free safety campaign started by the FB community.

KFC Malaysia should be happy!

Siri: Is Steve Jobs dead? Why are you so dumb? lol

Last December, I had the chance to 'flirt' with Siri shortly after my colleague got her brand new iPhone 4S delivered to her.

Here are just two Qs and As from me and Siri respectively.

This fridge looks a whole lot like the iPad

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Self-diagnosis for depression or low self-esteem

Pizza, defined mathematically. Volume=pi.z.z.a 8-)

Pizza

By Maggie Koerth-Baker at 2:21 pm Thursday, Oct 20

I'm not sure I have any comment for this, other than to say how pleased I am that puns work just as well in math.

Via Vincent Knight

ANGRY BIRDS DISCOVERED AT STONEHENGE!!

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The 7 types of physician bad handwriting

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Customer is not always right: He who giveth. HAHA

He Who Giveth
(Tech Support | UK)
(I work as a security manager and share an office with the tech support teams in a hospital. One day, the client walks into the office.)
Client: “My windows login says it’s disabled.”
IT Support member: “Yes, I disabled it because when I came to service your printer last night, I noticed your password was written down next to your keyboard.”
Client: “I write it down because I always forget it.”
IT Support member: “I disabled it because you are not supposed to do that.”
Client: “Well, can I have a new password and my account enabled?”
Me: “I hope you are not going to write it down again. It’s a serious offence, especially given you have access to patient details.”
Client: *angrily* “Well, I’m writing it down anyway. What are you going to do about it?!”
Me: “We can disable your account permanently and recommend disciplinary action against you.”
Client: “Ha! Well, go ahead. I don’t care. You can’t do anything to me. I’ve been here for years and I retire in two years anyway, so there!”
(The next day, the same client comes back to my office.)
Client: “My computer is not in my office.”
Me: “That’s correct, it’s currently being rebuilt.”
Client: “When can I get it back?”
Me: “I’ve spoken to your manager. He said you can do your job without a computer for the next two years.”
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Are you in a dilemma? Not sure where to go? Take this test

WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP: HEE HEE HEE! For ladies' laughter

IT Support Joke: http://notalwaysright.com/feeder-mice-not-included/13033

(Tech Support | Chicago, IL, USA)
Me: “[Company] tech support, how may I help you?”
Caller: “Hi, I’ve got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don’t want one.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Caller: “It’s giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.”
Me: “Read the message to me please.”
Caller: “Error: Python required to run script.”

How to avoid meeting ghosts: Read all these silly superstitious stuff and lol

How to avoid meeting ghosts

KUALA LUMPUR: Cutting hair, shaving, going for outings and hanging clothes outside the house are among the things people should avoid doing at night throughout the Hungry Ghost Festival.

People should also avoid moving house and getting a new vehicle, as it is believed that the chances of bumping into ghosts are higher by doing all these.

“Keep away from the walls because ghosts love sticking to it,” said Master Szeto Fat-ching, a famous exorcist and feng shui guru from Hong Kong.

He said although ghosts are around during daytime, they are more active at night.

Thus, precautions have to be taken during the month-long festival beginning July 31 when the Hell Gate is open and the spirits are allowed to return to the human realm.

Master Szeto also said women are more prone to seeing ghosts than men.

What are cats composed of? Cats are composed of...

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What You See vs. What Your Kids See [7 Pics]: Diana Adams@Bit Rebels

What You See vs. What Your Kids See [7 Pics]

03/30/2011 - 7:00 am By Diana Adams

If you are a parent, you have most likely smiled more than once while thinking about how your child views the world. Whether it’s looking up at a cloud and seeing an elephant, laughing because they hear Santa Claus on the roof, or crying because they see a monster under the bed, kids definitely live in a different world than adults.
And, who’s to say they are wrong? There are many days when I want to regress to that world, and to live that life of innocence and simplicity again. It’s a world where nothing is right or wrong, it just is. Up until now, I’ve always thought it is the vivid imagination of children that allows them to perceive things differently, but it turns out, there is more to it than that.
According to a study on New Science by Dr. Jim Stone at the University of Sheffield, UK, children really do see things differently. Apparently children do not see objects in a fully grown-up way until they are about 13 years old. There are many things that are learned about how we interpret what we see visually. You can read more about this study on New Scientist.
Jeff Wysaski knows all about how kids view things differently than adults. His adult vs. kid comparisons on pleated-jeans really made me laugh. It’s amazing how seeing pictures like this can bring back so many memories. If you would like to see the whole collection, go to What We See vs. What Kids See. Suddenly I have the urge to go jump on the bed.

Who needs stupid phone booths when everyone has a cell phone? HAHA!

Pearls Before Swine (Wednesday, March 23, 2011)

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Batman needs a suntan!

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Geek Meditation Session

 

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Don't be racist. Be like Mario.

 

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