A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found.. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to...
Got this joke from a forwarded email. Very funny but the moral of the story is: Miscommunication can spell disaster.
In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody".
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB (Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?
"Yes.....speaking"
DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....HOW????
"Yes.... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much...."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have to inform you are overdue".
"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is one month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas ...the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
Forwarded email. May be an authentic account.
After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.
As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!".
Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.
And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him
when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN !".
The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane.
Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit
Our first time watching a movie at 10:30 AM last Saturday. Why? Coz it was F.O.C!
Overall, DMWTZ was a nice show minus all the explicit stuff.
Moral of the story - one can still fulfill his dream in America! ;)
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