A Tale of Two Tummies

I was, once upon a time, a scrawny teenager who had been nicknamed a 'bag of bones'.

As I entered adulthood, my metabolic rate gradually decreased. My diet was rich in fat. Consequently, my middle kingdom began to develop.

Now, in my mid-thirties, I am facing one of the biggest battles of my life - the battle of the bulge. Lately, the border of the bulge extended by another inch leaving me almost 'pant-less'.

Nowadays, my belly even gets more attention when my preggy wife and I are out in social circles. I sometimes get remarks like, 'Wah, your tummy..how many months already ah?' and When is your baby coming out?' Candidly, I will reply, 'My baby is long overdue!'

Here's a comparison of the two tummies. Tell me, which one is his and hers?